Fifty Shades of What The Fuck Did I Just Read

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I have lost faith in all of humanity.

I have lost faith in all of humanity.

posted on 10/29/2012, with 8 notesreblog

I sometimes think twice or thrice about the people I choose to be friends with

I sometimes think twice or thrice about the people I choose to be friends with

posted on 10/22/2012, with 4 notesreblog
Ok, I’d be scared too if KStew were to play Ana. I mean, she already had to play a pathetic, obsessive girl who can’t function without a man before, don’t make her play one again. 

Ok, I’d be scared too if KStew were to play Ana. I mean, she already had to play a pathetic, obsessive girl who can’t function without a man before, don’t make her play one again. 

posted on 9/4/2012, with 28 notesreblog
What.

What.

posted on 8/6/2012, with 7 notesreblog

She has said it all.

She has said it all.

posted on 7/24/2012, with 38 notesreblog

wow I have like a hundred things to do and reading fifty shades of grey is not on top of the list. Skins is on top, though. Skins and Doctor Who. 

posted on 7/22/2012, with 0 notesreblog
Oh, Voldemort. 

Oh, Voldemort. 

posted on 7/17/2012, with 17 notesreblog

It offends me both as a librarian and a pervert.

best comment on 50 Shades of Grey that I’ve heard so far (via zarahlee)

posted on 7/16/2012, with 85,117 notes (source: arcticgrey-deactivated20121009) — reblog
posted on 7/12/2012, with 24 notesreblog
thegaytrifecta:

Great writing right there.

thegaytrifecta:

Great writing right there.

posted on 7/11/2012, with 7 notes (source: crazysciencelesbians) — reblog