You should enjoy this while it lasts because pretty soon, your subconscious is going to take up a body of its own. It lives in your head and wears glasses. This will mark how obviously crazy you are.
We know what you're thinking: Why the hell would anyone want to put themselves through that sort of torture?
For the answer to that question, you should totes go to the ask box. Please ask us. Anything for that matter. PLEASE.