Fifty Shades of What The Fuck Did I Just Read

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I’d like to personally congratulate us on this remarkable achievement. x

I’d like to personally congratulate us on this remarkable achievement. x

posted on 11/10/2012, with 1 notereblog

adriofthedead:

somethingrevengeful:

i looked up 50 shades of gray quotes and  how fucking high this woman is oh my god

the first one looks like a tumblr text post

(Source: facherie)

posted on 11/6/2012, with 52,630 notes (source: facherie) — reblog

frecklesbajorek:

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living; and above all, pity those who believe 50 Shades of Grey is actual literature.

(Source: frecklesthecosplayer)

posted on 10/31/2012, with 24,588 notes (source: frecklesthecosplayer) — reblog

I have lost faith in all of humanity.

I have lost faith in all of humanity.

posted on 10/29/2012, with 8 notesreblog

I sometimes think twice or thrice about the people I choose to be friends with

I sometimes think twice or thrice about the people I choose to be friends with

posted on 10/22/2012, with 4 notesreblog

frecklesbajorek:

Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living; and above all, pity those who believe 50 Shades of Grey is actual literature.

(Source: frecklesthecosplayer)

posted on 10/7/2012, with 24,588 notes (source: frecklesthecosplayer) — reblog
Ok, I’d be scared too if KStew were to play Ana. I mean, she already had to play a pathetic, obsessive girl who can’t function without a man before, don’t make her play one again. 

Ok, I’d be scared too if KStew were to play Ana. I mean, she already had to play a pathetic, obsessive girl who can’t function without a man before, don’t make her play one again. 

posted on 9/4/2012, with 28 notesreblog

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.

The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”

The first paragraph starts like this:

“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”

(Source: m3lodigression)

posted on 8/6/2012, with 368,270 notes (source: m3lodigression) — reblog
What.

What.

posted on 8/6/2012, with 7 notesreblog

50 Shades Of Grey scene, read by Google translate.

posted on 7/30/2012, with 12,536 notes (source: volonta76532425-deactivated2012) — reblog