We know what you're thinking: Why the hell would anyone want to put themselves through that sort of torture?
For the answer to that question, you should totes go to the ask box. Please ask us. Anything for that matter. PLEASE.
I’d like to personally congratulate us on this remarkable achievement. x
i looked up 50 shades of gray quotes and
how fucking high this woman is oh my god
the first one looks like a tumblr text post
(Source: andlighet)
Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living; and above all, pity those who believe 50 Shades of Grey is actual literature.
(Source: frecklesthecosplayer)
I sometimes think twice or thrice about the people I choose to be friends with
Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living; and above all, pity those who believe 50 Shades of Grey is actual literature.
(Source: frecklesthecosplayer)
Ok, I’d be scared too if KStew were to play Ana. I mean, she already had to play a pathetic, obsessive girl who can’t function without a man before, don’t make her play one again.
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:
“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
(Source: m3lodigression)
50 Shades Of Grey scene, read by Google translate.
